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Vampire Cliches

A selection of mind-numbing intelligence from TV and the movies.

When plastic bats are about, you'll often hear a wolf howl, and we're never told why.

When searching the crypt by day, vampire hunters assume that vampires sleep deeply, chatting happily as they open the coffin, often dropping the lid loudly on the floor, while the vamp dozes blithely on.

  

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